Five good things about having twins

1. I've a readymade family all in one go.
2. I'll save loads on buy-one-get-one-free offers.
3. Twins are never lonely or bullied in school.
4. No one can ever judge me on my possibly questionable parenting choices.
5. I'll only have to organise one birthday every year.

Adapted from "Double trouble: twins and how to survive them" by Emma Mahony, which is hilarious and got me through the "Oh Sweet Jesus, I'm having twins" stage...definitely worth a read.