Another phone bites the dust

I've lost my phone. Yet another phone has met its maker prematurely by being unlucky enough to have me as its owner. A history of my deplorable phone-caretaking record...the phone I just lost already had a brush with death when it fell from my back pocket into a toilet in a pub in Lahinch on the day Sean proposed. I swear that drink was not involved and I noticed the phone in the loo before I went.

The phone before that got rolled over by a bus when I dropped it outside Limerick station. Phone before that got wet when I went hillwalking in the Burren on the wetest day in Irish history. Phone before that was accidentally dropped (by me) into a mug of coffee...it was early, I'd just woken up, I was trying to do too many things with my hands.

There was also the phone 2 or 3 phones ago that just inexplicably died for no reason, I swear...that was the time I left my car keys in the Carphone Warehouse while I was buying a new phone, they closed up shop - I went to my car to discover I was locked out and worst of all...I'd a new phone with no numbers so I couldn't ring anyone!

Will I ever have a phone that just dies of old age? The society for the protection of phones is going to have to get a restraining order out against me :<(